sweetums:

"Whelp, this ain’t going the way we planned, but Fate has decreed that this place is just what we need. Draw your inspiration from this muddy old cow pasture!"

sweetums:

"Whelp, this ain’t going the way we planned, but Fate has decreed that this place is just what we need. Draw your inspiration from this muddy old cow pasture!"

get to know me meme:  favourite male characters [4/5] Handsome Jack
- “This one guy in New Haven, right? City’s burning. People are dying left and right, yada yada yada. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A freaking SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all ‘WAAAAA’ and he can’t see where he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and I - anyway, I don’t know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you’re a total bitch.”